Finally, Hello and Happy New Year from LD Wren

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Hello all my great doggy friends and your humans. I hope you are all having a wonderful time as I am. Happy doggy New Year! Did you get anything special from your humans?

You’re probably wondering why you haven’t heard from me. Well, here’s why. That human of mine has a very crazy life she’s brought me into. We’ve been home for a little while now and she claims it’s a little calm, but I don’t believe her. If this is calm, I’d hate to see it otherwise.

So, we got here to my new house with all of these humans, big and little and I think even my human was ready to pull her hair out before too long! Ha, imagine that.

The first people I met was these 2 big humans and a little girl human. She wanted to pet me, but then would run away when I got close. Why would she do that? I wouldn’t hurt her. Ah well!

I then met my humans 2 little boys. The little boy human is just as hyper as I am. I think I will have lots and lots of fun with him whenever my human lets me play with them without this leash attached to me, hmph!

But whew, that baby human keeps trying to beat me over the head with a toy and my human has to keep quickly pulling me away or grabbing the toy. What, doesn’t she think I could get the toy fast enough or something? I think that would be a fun game to play with the baby human, don’t you?

Check it out, here’s me meeting the little humans in the house!

My human calls me demanding! Oh no no no, I am not the demanding one around here. That would definitely without a doubt be the baby human! Now how is it whenever he gets all cranky and demanding that he gets what he wants and my human tells me, no no no, it is most certainly not time to get up?

Well, ok, my human does try that with the baby human, but he doesn’t seem to like that any more than I do. Maybe she should stop trying that method?

I do get to go to work with my human and there’s lots of interesting things there, but my human wants to tell you how I’m doing there, so I guess I’ll let her this time. I can’t have all the fun now can I?

hmph, of course I can!

I got to play in a little snow, but it has already disappeared. What’s up with that! Why would it do such a thing? I mean, I didn’t get a chance to really roll around in it or anything. All I had a chance to do is snort it up my nose! How rude!

Ah well, time to go outside. Write again!

LD Training7 Santa survives and weekly check in

Good day everyone. Today’s post is pretty short and I promise it’s ok to drink while reading this one, smiles.

Rude wake up call
Ugh, seriously Wren, you couldn’t give me some kind of warning that you were going to wake me up at 3:30AM? I do miss my children, but I at least know what to expect when my baby screams his head off when he wakes up.

Wren decided at 3:30 in the bloody morning that she’d take a major poop inside her crate. Let me tell you that her poops are as bad as Kalvin’s diapers or maybe wurse! I have enough stinky smelling boys in the house Wren, I don’t need you to add to the mix, honest! This of course is after she pooped for me at 8PM and then again at 10:30PM. I hope it’s all out of her system now, because I seriously don’t need that as my alarm clock, thank you!

Santa survived another Wren trip
Drats! I missed an opportunity to get a video of Wren and I working. I misunderstood Linda when she said we should wait on doing the video for the trip. I thought she meant for the whole morning trip, but turns out she meant just for the first round.

This time on the football route we all got to go out by ourselves with the trainers either in cars or standing in certain spots around the football in case we needed assistance.

Wren and I did an awesome job together. We started out a little rocky because I think Wren was looking for a trainer to be with us, but after a few steps we were off for the races.

We only had to stop twice. Once because I think Wren untied my shoe while we were sitting on the bus and I didn’t notice it until we were walking. I got to the curb and Paul was like

Paul, hey May, I think you have a problem, hahahaa.
Me, yes, I think my shoe is untied. It keeps beating me up as we were walking and I think it was hitting Wren at times too.
Paul, chuckles.
Me, bends down to tie my shoe.
Wren, let me help you with that.
Paul, I think Wren wants to help.
Me, yeah yeah yeah, Wren, do ou mind? Please get out of the way so I can tie my shoe.

Finally, got my shoe tied with much help from Wren and we were off again.

Another time we had to stop is because I thought we reached the buses already and I was like, no way, we can’t be near the corner.

Nope, we weren’t, Linda told me that it was a family getting in a van that sounded just like the buses. ***grumbles***

Off we run down the hill again!

Wren did one hell of a job. She didn’t even bother snarling at Santa this time. So, maybe he’ll forgive her for yesterday?

Weekly check in
Wren and I are doing great. Linda had no issues for us that she had to bring up so asked me what I wanted to work on.

For next week we’re going to try and get some food distractions in and hopefully some dog distractions. We’re going to get some night travel in so that I can see how Wren works at night and a Detroit trip.

Much to Wren’s dismay we’re also going to work with the gentle leader just so I know what to expect from her if I ever have to use it. I honestly don’t think I will with her, but better safe than sorry. Linda says that Wren absolutely hates the thing more than any other dog she’s seen with gentle leader training. Oh, what I have to look forward too, lol.

Tomorrow is a day of rest and everyone in class is looking forward to that. Crap, writing this post it just dawned on me that I just missed playing bingo. wEll hell.

Ah well, see you all for tomorrows issue.

Very Thankful this year

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I definitely have loads to be Thankful for this year!

We moved to Michigan in March of this year and although it took a while for things to get settled we’re very happy here.

I’m very happy to have 2 happy hyper some times hair pulling boys! They are growing like a weed. Jay is 3 and Kal is about to turn 1. Can you believe that? Jay started school this year and I bet before Kal turns one he’s going to be running around the apartment!

Thanks to a friend I also have a job that I absolutely love! Though I wonder sometimes how I make it through the day when Kal keeps me up all night, I’m still glad to have a job that I don’t mind waking up and going too. I work for Peckham Industries and they treat their employees very well and I’ve made loads of new hopefully lifelong friends there.

We’ve had some ups and downs this year, but I’m very grateful for having my lesser half as well. Even though sometimes he makes me want to pull my hair out too! I don’t know who drives me nuts more, the little boys or the big one. Lol, maybe it’s both?

So do you know the next thing that would just top this year off and make it the absolute?

You guess it. If we got out of this darn apartment living and back into a house! Anyone in Lansing know a good renter to go through for that? We need at least a 3 bedroom. That darn Kalvin needs his own room now!

Oh yes, one more thing would make this year great too.

My vacation that starts in about 7 days! It will be hard to leave the crazy household, but I sooooo can’t wait for this trip!

Happy Holidays To All!

Finally, I guess it’s my turn to write

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Well, you’ve heard from the lovely hyper boys, so I guess it’s only fair that finally you hear from the mother of the dangerous team!

Whew, I haven’t done an update in so long I have no clue where to start, lol.

We have been living in Michigan now for almost 8 months. Can you believe that! Man how time flies when you’re having fun!

The first few months were pretty rocky with getting settled in and trying to find daycare for the boys and work and getting use to buses, the area and all that lovely fun stuff after a move. Ha, I think it took like 3 before the livingroom looked like a livingroom.

I was pretty disappointed at first that the boys couldn’t go to Childtime because it was just too far from the house especially since Jaydon loved the structure and did well there. But in the end it all finally worked out and we found the boys a great in home daycare that is right around the corner from our apartment and the boys love her and she does great with them. When the weather is nice and warm, which is ***definitely*** not now, we can walk them to and from daycare. However next year a wagon will be needed. Carrying Kalvin is definitely out of the question by then, lol.

Another great thing that happened was at the end of June is that I finally got a job and it’s with a totally awesome company! I’ve been with Peckham Industries now for a little over 4 months. Again, wow how time flies when you’re working hard! I get to take calls for and learn about all things passport! Man, I didn’t know so much went into getting a passport.

No, this does not mean call, text, tweet or email me asking about them either! I’m currently off duty!

BTW, if you live in any area where there’s a Peckham Industries and need a job, by all means apply at Peckham and tell them May Anderson sent you! They are really great to their employees no matter the disability.

In September Baby J, who’s now that ***awesome*** terrible 3 year old stage started Headstart this year and even though he’s cranky in the mornings now, he loves going to school and getting to ride the school bus.

Check out his first school bus ride here

Aww, I think his mom was trying not to cry. What do you think? lol.

Jaydon as I said is now 3 years old, about 34 pounds and 41 inches tall and is now at the stage where he makes his mother want to pull her hair out due to the fact her perfect angel is gone for good now! ***cries*** I was going through his clothes a few days ago and have discovered that it’s time to raise his clothing size too.

***sighs*** these boys seriously need to stop growing for a while and let me catch up!

Now, whatever hair I don’t pull out because of Jaydon, his owe so adorable little brother Kalvin will gladly pull the rest out himself! Yep, the little bugger loves grabbing onto my hair and pulling as hard as he can!

Can we say ow ow ow ow ow!!!

I’m asking for any donations at all for sleeping drugs or spells to make a certain little baby sleep. I mean seriousl Kal, nice little babies need there sleep all the articles say so!

Sleep, what’s sleep mommy? Sleep is not ment for anyone in this household or anyone named mommy that has to work the next day! Oh no no no no!

The not so little snowman Kalvin is now 10 months old and are you ready for this? He’s about 21 pounds and 31 and a half inches tall. I have to buy him clothes that are for ages 12 to 18 months and I still have no idea for the right shoe size. Talk about tall tall boys!

I have to upload videos of Kalvin to my youtube channel, so unfortunately I can’t add any to this post.

If only I knew that moving to Michigan would have brought such good results after a rough start after moving here, I would have moved here sooner! I do plan on writing more so make sure to keep watch. Lots of fun to be shared from this crazy nuthouse I live in and new additions to add to the family!

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Never fears, the baby is heres too.

la, la, la, la, la!

la, la, la, la!

Bouncy bouncy bouncy, I is the baby! Do you hears meeeeeeee?

It’s times to wakes up!

Wakey wakey mommeeeeeeeee! Wakes wakes wakes!

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Wheeeeewwww, I stinkhy! Mommy daddy, betters change meeeeee!

Hey, guesses whats? I’s going to be 8’s months old and I’s almost talls as my brother! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I’s going to catches him. What’s do you thinks of that brother?

I likes to crawls and crawls around the house ands I holds on things and walks to. That makes mommy and daddys very shocked and proud. They says i catches my brother soon too.

Check meeeee outs!

I eats lots and lots of foods now. Carrots, and cereals, and ands, ummmmmm, hmm, apples, and nanananananas! Oh right, and drinks lots and lots of milks. I gets the big big big bottle now that’s hards to hold. It keeps hitting meeeees on the head! One day i grabbs it from daddys and he dropped it on meeeeee, bads daddy bads!

mmmmmmmmm, oh, guesses whats? I looooooooves plays with the noises thing that’s on the floor. it goes

booooooooing!

Then it broked. Whys it do that? Doesn’t it knows I plyas with it. I needs a new boooooings toy!

Hey, times for that laughy show and gets readys for Mags houses, I likes Mags houses. I tries to jumps out of mommys arms when we gets there! . byeeeeeeeeee!

Hi, it’s Jaydon and Kalvin

Hi hi, I’m Jaydon and this is baby, Kalvin. He no talk yet.

Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, baby. I’m trying to write on mommy’s puter. You play with your toys.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, I said baby. Shh shh shhh. Already.

Anyways, I am Jaydon and you hasn’t hear from us in a long times. That’s cause so much happens. We move to a new house and it has a Mickey Mouse park.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Hold on, needs to gets the baby to be quiets so I can writes.

Mommy, the baby’s crying!

Waaaaaaaaaaa, darns that biiig brothers of mines. Doesn’t he knows that babies do talks. Peoples just has to figures out what we says. But I manages to gets the puter from him so I’s can push buttons.

Hey hey, gives that puter back baby. I was writing first.

Waaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa!

There, mommy gave baby his milk and he’s going to go night night too. Shhh, I’m suppose to be getting ready for night night too, but no no no! I write on mommy’s puter first.

So we lives in a waaaaaaaay new place that took a long long time to gets here and I don’t go to school now. I drives mommy and daddy craz all day now. Mommy says that the govment is slow and noying or somethings. She’s trying to find me a big boy school though and then I can ride a school bus. But I have to member to tell mommy and daddy that I have to potty. That’s sooooooo hard. I tell them, but it’s too late. I’m already wet when I do. What do I does about that, hmm?

I likes our new house, mommy and I run down the sidewalk one day and that was fun and it wasn’t cold. Hopefully we do it gain soon.

Ok, I better go get ready for night night now! Baby is all quiet which means it’s my turn for sleep.

Weeeeeeeee! Ha’s he’s only thinks I’s went to sleeps. I tricks hims and mommy’s so it’s me, the baby turn to push buttons. I no likes having to shares my mommy, but I do’s like pullings her hair and giggles. Mommy says ow ow ow ow ow ow ow and tells me lets goooooooo!

Daddy no hair for me to pulls so I’s spit ups on him.

Psst, did you peoples knows that I’s 3 months old now? Ever that means and mommy daddy says I’s a fast growing baby. They tells me stoooooop growing so fast! I rolls and rolls and tries flip overs on my tummy’s but no get it’s yet, almosts!

K, mommy’s says I must must takes a nap, but I no wanna, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!

One month old. I is finally here. Better lates than never, right?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

It was a longs longs time, but yeeeeeeeee, I the baby are finallies here! Mmm, it’s late I guesses, but I comes here out of that tiny place mommy’s had me trap inon some day they call boxy day, right? Wells, I is a healthy peanut 2.0 mommy’s says. What’s that?

Hmm, but she’s also calls me other names. I is confused!

Ah well! I here now and so so so so so happies I have plenty of room to kick and puntch and stretches.

But hey, he stoles my cookies! I’s stuck with this liquids stuff called milk? I’s wants my cookies! Where’s are they?

Oh oh, rights. I was 7 ounds, 7 ounces and 20 inches and borns at 12:20PM on that boxy day thing. I thinks I got that right, rights mommy, daddy?

But but but, yayayayaya, I’s going up now and I is 1 month old…does that means I get more foods now? Cookies?

That boy they calls my brother, um, Peanut? Jaydon? Baby, but waits, aren’t I’s the baby? Hmm, again I’s confused. Anyways, he is big and louds and gets lots of good foods. Wonder if he’ll shares with me?

Waaaaaaaaaaa, shares with me brother whatever yours name is! I demands it, don’t you hears me? Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

Speaks of sharings. Why does i have to shares my mommy now? I had hers all to myself for I don’t know how longs then comes along this big brother who probbly gets my cookies. Is I suppose to be nices to him?

I doesn’t do much yet excepts make lots of noise for more food that not my cookies, stink mommy and daddy out of the house, heheheheheeh, gets this blasted hick-up things that comes and stays a long long times and makes me mad and keeps my mommy up all night cause I likes to sleep during the day. Mommy and daddy tries to gets me to sleeps at night, but I no likes that idea!

I is the baby and I has spoken!

Ooooo, mommy is tries to make me goes to sleeps again. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa, I no wanna!

***yawn***