Hi, it’s Jaydon and Kalvin

Hi hi, I’m Jaydon and this is baby, Kalvin. He no talk yet.

Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, baby. I’m trying to write on mommy’s puter. You play with your toys.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, I said baby. Shh shh shhh. Already.

Anyways, I am Jaydon and you hasn’t hear from us in a long times. That’s cause so much happens. We move to a new house and it has a Mickey Mouse park.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Hold on, needs to gets the baby to be quiets so I can writes.

Mommy, the baby’s crying!

Waaaaaaaaaaa, darns that biiig brothers of mines. Doesn’t he knows that babies do talks. Peoples just has to figures out what we says. But I manages to gets the puter from him so I’s can push buttons.

Hey hey, gives that puter back baby. I was writing first.

Waaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa!

There, mommy gave baby his milk and he’s going to go night night too. Shhh, I’m suppose to be getting ready for night night too, but no no no! I write on mommy’s puter first.

So we lives in a waaaaaaaay new place that took a long long time to gets here and I don’t go to school now. I drives mommy and daddy craz all day now. Mommy says that the govment is slow and noying or somethings. She’s trying to find me a big boy school though and then I can ride a school bus. But I have to member to tell mommy and daddy that I have to potty. That’s sooooooo hard. I tell them, but it’s too late. I’m already wet when I do. What do I does about that, hmm?

I likes our new house, mommy and I run down the sidewalk one day and that was fun and it wasn’t cold. Hopefully we do it gain soon.

Ok, I better go get ready for night night now! Baby is all quiet which means it’s my turn for sleep.

Weeeeeeeee! Ha’s he’s only thinks I’s went to sleeps. I tricks hims and mommy’s so it’s me, the baby turn to push buttons. I no likes having to shares my mommy, but I do’s like pullings her hair and giggles. Mommy says ow ow ow ow ow ow ow and tells me lets goooooooo!

Daddy no hair for me to pulls so I’s spit ups on him.

Psst, did you peoples knows that I’s 3 months old now? Ever that means and mommy daddy says I’s a fast growing baby. They tells me stoooooop growing so fast! I rolls and rolls and tries flip overs on my tummy’s but no get it’s yet, almosts!

K, mommy’s says I must must takes a nap, but I no wanna, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!

One month old. I is finally here. Better lates than never, right?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

It was a longs longs time, but yeeeeeeeee, I the baby are finallies here! Mmm, it’s late I guesses, but I comes here out of that tiny place mommy’s had me trap inon some day they call boxy day, right? Wells, I is a healthy peanut 2.0 mommy’s says. What’s that?

Hmm, but she’s also calls me other names. I is confused!

Ah well! I here now and so so so so so happies I have plenty of room to kick and puntch and stretches.

But hey, he stoles my cookies! I’s stuck with this liquids stuff called milk? I’s wants my cookies! Where’s are they?

Oh oh, rights. I was 7 ounds, 7 ounces and 20 inches and borns at 12:20PM on that boxy day thing. I thinks I got that right, rights mommy, daddy?

But but but, yayayayaya, I’s going up now and I is 1 month old…does that means I get more foods now? Cookies?

That boy they calls my brother, um, Peanut? Jaydon? Baby, but waits, aren’t I’s the baby? Hmm, again I’s confused. Anyways, he is big and louds and gets lots of good foods. Wonder if he’ll shares with me?

Waaaaaaaaaaa, shares with me brother whatever yours name is! I demands it, don’t you hears me? Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

Speaks of sharings. Why does i have to shares my mommy now? I had hers all to myself for I don’t know how longs then comes along this big brother who probbly gets my cookies. Is I suppose to be nices to him?

I doesn’t do much yet excepts make lots of noise for more food that not my cookies, stink mommy and daddy out of the house, heheheheheeh, gets this blasted hick-up things that comes and stays a long long times and makes me mad and keeps my mommy up all night cause I likes to sleep during the day. Mommy and daddy tries to gets me to sleeps at night, but I no likes that idea!

I is the baby and I has spoken!

Ooooo, mommy is tries to make me goes to sleeps again. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa, I no wanna!

***yawn***