Hi hi, I’m 3 years old now!

Wheeeeeewwww, it’s been a long long time since you heard from me! It’s meeeeeeee Jaydon! Hi hi! I 3 years old now! Can you believes it? Me either! My brother is still a baby though. Poor baby!

I have no idea what I write to you before, but we are all happy here! I go to Maggie’s house and cause all sorts of trouble, but sometime I a good boy. Other times I not!

Mommy and daddy tell me I will be a big boy and go to school soon. What’s that? Where’s that? Will I still go to Maggie’s house? What about my brother? They keep telling me that I need to be a big boy and go potty like big boys do, but daddy says I stubborn. What’s that? Can I call him that too?

So, I got new toys too. Mommy and daddy get me a fire truck, and goofy truck, and a dinosaur backpack for school. When do I start school again? Will mommy and daddy walk me there too like Maggie’s house? Will I get to splash mommy with puddles like going to Maggie’s house sometimes? Do I have to keep getting up early? I no like getting up early. I like my bed and blanket and mommy’s blanket too!

I told mommy I want a PJ Masks backpack too. Will mommy get me that too? I like PJ Masks! Uh oh, my brother’s crying. He’s not happy!

Mooooooooomeeeeeeee!

Oh right, daddy make a video of me getting my new toys. Did you see it?

So so many questions! Anyways, I have to go now, bye bye! write again some day! It’s almost lap time with daddy and lots lots lots of Paw Patrol, daddy’s favorite show!

Hi, it’s Jaydon and Kalvin

Hi hi, I’m Jaydon and this is baby, Kalvin. He no talk yet.

Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, baby. I’m trying to write on mommy’s puter. You play with your toys.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, I said baby. Shh shh shhh. Already.

Anyways, I am Jaydon and you hasn’t hear from us in a long times. That’s cause so much happens. We move to a new house and it has a Mickey Mouse park.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Hold on, needs to gets the baby to be quiets so I can writes.

Mommy, the baby’s crying!

Waaaaaaaaaaa, darns that biiig brothers of mines. Doesn’t he knows that babies do talks. Peoples just has to figures out what we says. But I manages to gets the puter from him so I’s can push buttons.

Hey hey, gives that puter back baby. I was writing first.

Waaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa!

There, mommy gave baby his milk and he’s going to go night night too. Shhh, I’m suppose to be getting ready for night night too, but no no no! I write on mommy’s puter first.

So we lives in a waaaaaaaay new place that took a long long time to gets here and I don’t go to school now. I drives mommy and daddy craz all day now. Mommy says that the govment is slow and noying or somethings. She’s trying to find me a big boy school though and then I can ride a school bus. But I have to member to tell mommy and daddy that I have to potty. That’s sooooooo hard. I tell them, but it’s too late. I’m already wet when I do. What do I does about that, hmm?

I likes our new house, mommy and I run down the sidewalk one day and that was fun and it wasn’t cold. Hopefully we do it gain soon.

Ok, I better go get ready for night night now! Baby is all quiet which means it’s my turn for sleep.

Weeeeeeeee! Ha’s he’s only thinks I’s went to sleeps. I tricks hims and mommy’s so it’s me, the baby turn to push buttons. I no likes having to shares my mommy, but I do’s like pullings her hair and giggles. Mommy says ow ow ow ow ow ow ow and tells me lets goooooooo!

Daddy no hair for me to pulls so I’s spit ups on him.

Psst, did you peoples knows that I’s 3 months old now? Ever that means and mommy daddy says I’s a fast growing baby. They tells me stoooooop growing so fast! I rolls and rolls and tries flip overs on my tummy’s but no get it’s yet, almosts!

K, mommy’s says I must must takes a nap, but I no wanna, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!

Dear doctors please help

Hello doctors.

I knows I is only 2 years old and you wasn’t expecting to hears from me, but I must tries.

My mommy is in lots of pain and cries all the time and can’ts breathes and tries so hard nots to be upsets around me, but I stills can tells. Why won’t you helps her? Why makes her hurts and cries all the time? Isn’t doctors pose to makes it alls better? My doctor is nice so should I tells my mommy to goes there? Would they be nicers to my mommy?

I has nightmares and it makes my mommy all sad because she feels bads cause I feels scared. Why are you hurts me too? What did I do to you’s?

We just wants brother Snowmans to come outs so that mommy won’t hurts and he’s won’t hurts and I has someone new to plays with. Can you please helps?

From
Peanut

Happy Thanksgiving, now lets me out of here

Why am I still stuck in here? How do I get out out out? Stinky big brother out there, heeeeeeeeelp! Tells mommy to lets me out of here. I means really, how can I crawl around and stretches if there’s no room? If mommy’s would only lets me out then she wouldn’t hurts anymore, doesn’t she knows that too?

I knows I know talks muches because I more focus on trying to get outs of here. It’s too crampss in here! I’s a growing boy and I needs room to stretches my arms and legs. Stinky big brother peanuts, does you know how to helps me get out of here’s?

Mommy, where’s my cookies and milks. I wants cookies and milks this morning! push push push push push, stretch stretch stretch, uuuuuurrrrrrrrrr, this isn’t workings! Kick kick kick, punch punch punch. Oops, made mommy’s hurts again! sorry mommy’s but I wants out and stops feeding me chickens, I know like chickens woman!

Oh, peoples that doesn’t knows me yet for some reasons I am who mommy calls snowman, kick kick kick and I am readys to come out to plays! No matters what I do I can’t gets out. I mades mommy een goes to the doctor twice, but I’m stills stucks in here! I mean what does a baby has to do around here to be heard?

I wants to come out and sees my stinky’s brother and daddy and mommy. They’ll all loves me, right?

Hey, where’s my cookies and milks mommy? It’s still no down here with me’s. kick kick kick!

Hmm, makes mommy sicks and maybe I’ll gets my food since she’s no listening to me yet, waaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaa!! I her’s something about Tanksgivings, whatever that’s is you’re suppose to be tanksful fors. I will be tankful if someone will let me out of here’s and gives me cookies and milks. Darn that big brother’s of mine is out there’s while I stucks in here!

Eeeeeep, my brother stinks

swim swim swim I go. It’s so nice that I can hears things like my mommy and brother and daddy. It was too quiet around here. Snowman, is that’s my name? Cow, my brother calls me cow, hmm! Swim swim swi . . .

What’s that bad bad bad smells? Quick, covers my nose. Help help, what’s that smells, how do I tells them I know like that smells? I can hears them, but they no can hear me yet! Stop stop, make it goes away!

What’s that, mommy says that’s my brother’s stinky diaper! Eeeeeeee, gag, makes it stop mommy, makes it go away! Covers my nose with both hands!

Eeeeeeee, brothers you stinks! Stoooooooooooop, you’s ruining my swimmings!

Snowman the sweet potato 2.0

Welcome to the little sweet potato 2.0 and how things are different this time around!

For those that are not aware because you aren’t following me on twitter or facebook, this little sweet potato is also a boy. He is our little Snowman and due in December! His name is Kalvin.

Lol, we played the guess his name game and let me tell you, the names people guessed during 3 rounds was just priceless. No one came close to getting it right until I gave a huge clue, but it was still fun!

So, all about this little guy!

1. I don’t feel him move as much as I did with Baby J and that’s taking some getting use too. As tiny as I am I’m use to feeling them fluttering around by the time I reach 3 and a half months! Nope, this time around the layout of inner parts makes it a bit different.
2. 2. He was not shy at all about letting us know he was a boy right out the gate. Thanks to Aira who described our ultrasound picture, hahaha, he’s posing for the whole world to see.
3. 3. I’m still sitting under 160 pounds at 18 weeks. Whereas with peanut I was almost 170.
4. 4. He loves pineapples, eggs ***thank god***, orange juice, corn and string beans mixed together, anything from taco bell, salads and yogurt!
5. 5. Now with this little bugger I get no gentle nudge of hey mommy I’m hungry! Nope, right out the gate it’s hey woman feed me and feed me now!

The most adorable thing is peanut and the baby to be. Lol, he likes poking my belly and saying hi to his little brother. He even gives him a kiss. I can’t wait until the day when Kal kicks him back to see what he does, hahahah.

Our next doctors visit is on Wednesday August 1, 2018. I think at that time is when we will be picking the eviction date for the little Snowman. So until then, have a great night. It’s time to feed the Snowman before he kills me, lol.

Bad mommy and daddy, I said just me

What? My mommy and daddy did, not, listens, too, me! I tolds them no no no no no, I did nots want any brothers or sisters, just me! They did nots listens!

My mommy tells me that there’s a baby in her tummy’s. I likes telling the baby night night and then poking it! Mommy says I should nots do that cause it will kick me back. I just giggles! Baby won’t kicks me, poke poke poke!

Anyways, mommy is trying to teach me to say my little brothers name. She says I sound likes I’m calling him cow, hehehehe! Shhh, I don’t think I was supposes to tells you that part! Ah well, what do I do? I have this baby coming who will takes all my mommy’s attention from me’s! Daddy’s too, but that just can’t happens, no no no no no!

I goes to sleep now. I have school tomorrows!

Night night baby. Remembers, I’s the big brother, k?

Hospital visit brings shocking results

Everyone that knows me well enough knows that I absolutely hate going to doctors and especially hospitals. I mean, if I’m going to be miserable and what not, then I can be that curled up in bed, right? All they will tell you is, get rest, drink fluids, take whatever medicine that you can end up getting over the counter or even worse, we can’t find anything wrong! So, why waist all that time when you can skip that step and start doing that from the comfort of your bed?

Well, those were my thoughts until early Monday morning of July 10, 2018.

It all started on Sunday, July 9, 2018 at the bright hour of 6AM when my adorable little peanut, baby J decided it was time to wake up. We had our usual morning cuddles while I grumbled at him about waking up so early on the weekend and him just smiling away while poking me in the nose, ha!

At that point when peanut decided it was time to then start beating up mommy for his morning routine I noticed that I just was not feeling well. Definitely an unset tummy. No biggy, it wil go away in time. I’ll just drink more fluids and eat light. That usually works.

Hi toilet, how are you?

Starting around 1PM things changed. I started getting sick every hour no matter what. I eat, it went to my friend Mr. Toilet. I drank, same results. Ugh, no fun especially while trying to watch a 22 month old.

At 1AM on Monday is when I started getting concerned. I was visiting my friend the toilet every 20 minutes. It got so bad that I woke up the little peanut who came and stood in the bathroom with me a couple of times. Poor baby!

So, it was time that I broke down and take my ass to the hospital. I decided if I could hold off I’d go right after we got peanut off to Kindercare for the day.

Hospital visitng brings shocking news!

So I finally get to the ER around 11AM on Monday, July 10, 2018. I won’t explain here why it took that long to get to the ER because it would make the entry too long and that’s a whole other rant, smiles.

So, once I’m finally at the ER I find out that I am indeed seriously dehydrated and immediately given fluids and medicine to help settle my stomach. Blood work is done to find out why all of a suddent I got sick and what’s going on to make my poor tummy so agitated.

Around mid afternoon here’s what happened!

Docotr, hey there May, we found out what’s making you so ill all of a sudden
Me, *thoughts* oh dear, something not good.
Me, Ok, what’s wrong?
Doctor, You’re pregnant!
Me, drops phone on the bed and stares at the doctor
Me, I’m what? No way, are you sure? Huh? I’m what?
Doctor, Yes, you’re pregnant! We did the bloodwork to check for everything and the pregnancy test came back that you’re indeed pregnant.
Me, no way…I’m, huh! Wow!

Good thing I was laying down when I got that news!

Go to the hospital due to dehydration and come out pregnant! Welcome to pregnancy life mommy part 2!

Psst, hey baby in there, we’re glad you’re there, but could you have let us know without trying to kill me?

My teacher tells on me

Hi hi hi! Morning morning morning! It’s time to wake up and get ready for Mickey Mouse and Daycare!

I’s writing today because I has a complaint. My teacher keeps telling on me. That’s no allowed! Doesn’t she knows that? waaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaa!

She’s told my mommy that I helps clean up in the classroom when it’s clean up time. Now my mommy and daddy will knows I can do it. How’s do I fix this? Heeeeeeeeeeelps!

Then, then, she tells that I no wanted to take a nap. I wanted to play play play, not takes anap. What fun is that?

Oh well, I’ll figures something out, but for now it’s time to go go go! I loves going to daycare even if my fun teacher tells on me!

Mommy mommy, time to change my diapers. I’s go poop again!

I’s a big boy now!

Shhhh, I’s suppose to be taking a nap, but I quickly took the puter from my mommy so that I’s can say hi hi hi!! Don’t tells her ok?

I am a big boy now! I’s 19 months or maybe almost 2 years old…hmm, I don’ts know. Ah well, whatever! I’m big and happy and drives mommy and daddy’scrazy, ha!

It’s been a long times since I was able to takes the puter so I don’t knows where’s to start to updates you, hmm!

Well, I goes to daycare now and I loves it. I get breakfast and lunch and snacks and learn songs and makes new friends and maes pictures, see!!

Jaydons art from Daycare as of 04_07_2018

Hmm, hopes I dids that right.

There’s more than those, but they no fit on the fridge thing in the kitchen! I loves going to this daycare. I wakes up at 4 in the morning and jumps all over mommy to makes her get up. I don’t know why they keeps telling me to go backs to sleep when I wakes up. Do you’s? Wells, I watches Mickey Mouse before I goes to daycare too. Oh, I loves dancing ttoo..want to see?

Aren’t I cute? If you like that then you’s loves this. I takes mommys boots and walks in them and does a great job too, don’t you thinks?

Uh oh’s, got to goes, night nights, mommy’s coming! Shhh, no tells her I types ok, ok? zzzzzz