Hi, it’s Jaydon and Kalvin

Hi hi, I’m Jaydon and this is baby, Kalvin. He no talk yet.

Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, baby. I’m trying to write on mommy’s puter. You play with your toys.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, I said baby. Shh shh shhh. Already.

Anyways, I am Jaydon and you hasn’t hear from us in a long times. That’s cause so much happens. We move to a new house and it has a Mickey Mouse park.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Hold on, needs to gets the baby to be quiets so I can writes.

Mommy, the baby’s crying!

Waaaaaaaaaaa, darns that biiig brothers of mines. Doesn’t he knows that babies do talks. Peoples just has to figures out what we says. But I manages to gets the puter from him so I’s can push buttons.

Hey hey, gives that puter back baby. I was writing first.

Waaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa!

There, mommy gave baby his milk and he’s going to go night night too. Shhh, I’m suppose to be getting ready for night night too, but no no no! I write on mommy’s puter first.

So we lives in a waaaaaaaay new place that took a long long time to gets here and I don’t go to school now. I drives mommy and daddy craz all day now. Mommy says that the govment is slow and noying or somethings. She’s trying to find me a big boy school though and then I can ride a school bus. But I have to member to tell mommy and daddy that I have to potty. That’s sooooooo hard. I tell them, but it’s too late. I’m already wet when I do. What do I does about that, hmm?

I likes our new house, mommy and I run down the sidewalk one day and that was fun and it wasn’t cold. Hopefully we do it gain soon.

Ok, I better go get ready for night night now! Baby is all quiet which means it’s my turn for sleep.

Weeeeeeeee! Ha’s he’s only thinks I’s went to sleeps. I tricks hims and mommy’s so it’s me, the baby turn to push buttons. I no likes having to shares my mommy, but I do’s like pullings her hair and giggles. Mommy says ow ow ow ow ow ow ow and tells me lets goooooooo!

Daddy no hair for me to pulls so I’s spit ups on him.

Psst, did you peoples knows that I’s 3 months old now? Ever that means and mommy daddy says I’s a fast growing baby. They tells me stoooooop growing so fast! I rolls and rolls and tries flip overs on my tummy’s but no get it’s yet, almosts!

K, mommy’s says I must must takes a nap, but I no wanna, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!

One month old. I is finally here. Better lates than never, right?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

It was a longs longs time, but yeeeeeeeee, I the baby are finallies here! Mmm, it’s late I guesses, but I comes here out of that tiny place mommy’s had me trap inon some day they call boxy day, right? Wells, I is a healthy peanut 2.0 mommy’s says. What’s that?

Hmm, but she’s also calls me other names. I is confused!

Ah well! I here now and so so so so so happies I have plenty of room to kick and puntch and stretches.

But hey, he stoles my cookies! I’s stuck with this liquids stuff called milk? I’s wants my cookies! Where’s are they?

Oh oh, rights. I was 7 ounds, 7 ounces and 20 inches and borns at 12:20PM on that boxy day thing. I thinks I got that right, rights mommy, daddy?

But but but, yayayayaya, I’s going up now and I is 1 month old…does that means I get more foods now? Cookies?

That boy they calls my brother, um, Peanut? Jaydon? Baby, but waits, aren’t I’s the baby? Hmm, again I’s confused. Anyways, he is big and louds and gets lots of good foods. Wonder if he’ll shares with me?

Waaaaaaaaaaa, shares with me brother whatever yours name is! I demands it, don’t you hears me? Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

Speaks of sharings. Why does i have to shares my mommy now? I had hers all to myself for I don’t know how longs then comes along this big brother who probbly gets my cookies. Is I suppose to be nices to him?

I doesn’t do much yet excepts make lots of noise for more food that not my cookies, stink mommy and daddy out of the house, heheheheheeh, gets this blasted hick-up things that comes and stays a long long times and makes me mad and keeps my mommy up all night cause I likes to sleep during the day. Mommy and daddy tries to gets me to sleeps at night, but I no likes that idea!

I is the baby and I has spoken!

Ooooo, mommy is tries to make me goes to sleeps again. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa, I no wanna!

***yawn***

Dear doctors please help

Hello doctors.

I knows I is only 2 years old and you wasn’t expecting to hears from me, but I must tries.

My mommy is in lots of pain and cries all the time and can’ts breathes and tries so hard nots to be upsets around me, but I stills can tells. Why won’t you helps her? Why makes her hurts and cries all the time? Isn’t doctors pose to makes it alls better? My doctor is nice so should I tells my mommy to goes there? Would they be nicers to my mommy?

I has nightmares and it makes my mommy all sad because she feels bads cause I feels scared. Why are you hurts me too? What did I do to you’s?

We just wants brother Snowmans to come outs so that mommy won’t hurts and he’s won’t hurts and I has someone new to plays with. Can you please helps?

From
Peanut

Happy Thanksgiving, now lets me out of here

Why am I still stuck in here? How do I get out out out? Stinky big brother out there, heeeeeeeeelp! Tells mommy to lets me out of here. I means really, how can I crawl around and stretches if there’s no room? If mommy’s would only lets me out then she wouldn’t hurts anymore, doesn’t she knows that too?

I knows I know talks muches because I more focus on trying to get outs of here. It’s too crampss in here! I’s a growing boy and I needs room to stretches my arms and legs. Stinky big brother peanuts, does you know how to helps me get out of here’s?

Mommy, where’s my cookies and milks. I wants cookies and milks this morning! push push push push push, stretch stretch stretch, uuuuuurrrrrrrrrr, this isn’t workings! Kick kick kick, punch punch punch. Oops, made mommy’s hurts again! sorry mommy’s but I wants out and stops feeding me chickens, I know like chickens woman!

Oh, peoples that doesn’t knows me yet for some reasons I am who mommy calls snowman, kick kick kick and I am readys to come out to plays! No matters what I do I can’t gets out. I mades mommy een goes to the doctor twice, but I’m stills stucks in here! I mean what does a baby has to do around here to be heard?

I wants to come out and sees my stinky’s brother and daddy and mommy. They’ll all loves me, right?

Hey, where’s my cookies and milks mommy? It’s still no down here with me’s. kick kick kick!

Hmm, makes mommy sicks and maybe I’ll gets my food since she’s no listening to me yet, waaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaa!! I her’s something about Tanksgivings, whatever that’s is you’re suppose to be tanksful fors. I will be tankful if someone will let me out of here’s and gives me cookies and milks. Darn that big brother’s of mine is out there’s while I stucks in here!

Will Snowman make it until sometime in December?

Welcome to week 30 of the Snowman pregnancy. Ha, but according to him what week are we really? So, lets update everyone on how the little kickboxer is doing.

Kalvin Micheal is seriously kicking my ass, that’s how he is doing! At the beginning of this month I knew, just knew that he was going to be demanding to let him the hell out waaaaaaay before Baby J did. However, with what I was feeling I wasn’t sure if it was just because he was bigger or if the stress that has been going on during this pregnancy was helping out.

Now since the mom plays a huge part too in this lovely pregnancy thing, lets update you on how I’m doing as well during this time around.

Sadly, not so great. This pregnancy has been very very emotional for me since maybe the beginning of August. My emotions would go up and then down. I’d be happy one moment and ready to cry for no reason that I could see the next. What really made me py attention was that I noticed when people did idiot things or ignored issues that were right in front of their face that they refused to see like ignoring a child’s wishes that said no my anger was much more than I normally would be. I’m like definitely not a mean person, but once I was betrayed by Cindy and her family yet again and promises were broken the pregnancy greatly increased my haterid towards her and hell I don’t hate that many people. I knew I was in trouble then. Other emotions have gotten to me that I won’t put here that had me even more concerned and afraid that how Snowman started reacting that I was harming him as well due to the stress and my emotions towards certain people. So much so that I asked for another ultrasound to make sure all was well despite the doctor saying so with ust the normal pregnancy checkups. I wanted to know visually if he was under any distress.

That brings us to yesterdy!

Are we 30 weeks or 33 weeks, that is the question. Ha, can you figure that one out? I bet you can’t!

One big reason that also had me asking for this ultrasound was something I never had with my other pregnancy and was afraid Kal was having seizures or something and I was terrified, but tried not to let that show too much.

At our doctors visit last week which was the nasty, gross, why do they do this to me all the time pregnancy sugar test checkup I even asked my doctor about what I was feeling from Snowman, but she hadn’t a clue what it was about. Erm, definitely did not mke me feel relaxed or better about if something was wrong even though normal checkups were saying all was well. Speaking of those damn sugar test, seriously people can you get more than the orange flavored drink? That crap makes my head hurt and my body cringe at the thought of the taste, just eeeeewwwwwww!

Anyways, back to the snowman, hahaha, sorry keep going in other directions on you. Have you figured out yet about how we are either 30 weeks or 33 weeks yet? No, well why not?

First, let me say that the little Snowman is actually just fine. What I was feeling from him and still do the ultrasound tech knew what I was talking about, but had no idea why some babies do it. I was told that it is ok and I have nothing to worry about. What feels like seicures to me is just little shutters, but all is ok. The stress from recent issues at least as they could see visually has not impacting the little guy. Yay! Although, I think I want to investigate this shutter thing. It’s all new. Anyone else that experienced this have any thoughts?

Now, lets answer that question you probably still haven’t guessed on the answer shall we?

Kalvin is measuring about 2 weeks ahead of schedule. We are suppose to be at week 30, however, the kickboxer here says, “no no no no, it’s cramped in here and I won’t out,” and is at 32 weeks. Now along with that his weight is coming in at what he is suppose to be around week 33. Someone seriously needs to tell this little guy to stop having me eat so much! I mean hell, we still have weeks to go, um maybe.

Ha, during the ultrasound the tech got to see how active and I do mean active this little guy is. He was rolling and kicking and pushing up as hard as he could. The tech’s reactions every time Kal did a super hard kick was just priceless. I have no doubt that if she didn’t have a nice grip on that little camera thing and wasn’t noticing his strong activity before the major kicks that camera thing definitely would have flown across the room a few times.

LMAO, he is still not shy at all about showing that he is a *boy* He wants to make sure it’s clear even today that there is no thought of him being a girl. He is having none of that business!

With all that being said I seriously don’t think I will be making it until December or mid-December. We shall see what my doctor says next week at the normal checkup time. Hopefully I can get the woman to schedule the darn eviction date before like Baby J did he takes it out of our hands, lol.

For all of you that had it stuck in your head that it was twins, you should be ashamed of yourself! Really, he’s trying to kill me enough, why the hell wish more than one on me like that? Hmph, and I thought some of you cared about my well-being, lol.

Until next week, time to find something else to eat for the growing little guy who according to Jerry might say he’s coming at Thanskgiving after all, *cries*

Our little mango shows us what he thinks about being woken up

Zzzzzzzzzzzz, nudge nudge, zzzzzzzzzz, nudge, nudge. Swish swish swish swish.

Tech, there’s his heartbeat at 142
Me, are you sure that’s his and not mine? Sounds awfully slow.
Tech, yep, that’s his, I have a good picture of it right here.

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggg! There’s that thing again. What’s that my mommy is talkings about? Eeeeep, what, more pictures!!!! Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg, doesn’t they knows I was sleeping? Sturbs my rest, I’ll fixs them!

Swim swim swim, turn turn turn.

Tech, oh my, um, yes he’s definitely a boy! He just popped it right out there!

Hmph, takes that picture taker persons. Now lets me rest . . . Eeeeeeeep, that’s didn’t works, still poking at me’s. Fines fines fines!

Swim swims, wiggle wiggles, I shall just keeps moving. That will show thems.

Whew, I’s tired, mommy’s are you dones yet? I’ll just curls up now and put my fingers in my mouths and sleeps and maybe if I Ignores them that will make them goes away? Right, maybe? Zzz, mommy’s I’s tireds now k, zzzz.

A few minutes goes by so our brave little baby gets to sleep.

Dr. Stewart, lets have a look.

Nudge nudge nudge

Dr, everything is looking good. Good brain, good spine.

Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggg, nots again, there’s another’s one! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa, takes that you’s peeper!

Dr, um, yes, I agree he’s definitely a boy!

Heheheheeh, our little Snowman clearly wants to make sure that we know he’s a boy and has no problems flashing the camera. I think he’s going to need more watching than his brother, lol.

Be sure to tune in next week for the next installment of Snowman the flasher!

Eeeeeep, my brother stinks

swim swim swim I go. It’s so nice that I can hears things like my mommy and brother and daddy. It was too quiet around here. Snowman, is that’s my name? Cow, my brother calls me cow, hmm! Swim swim swi . . .

What’s that bad bad bad smells? Quick, covers my nose. Help help, what’s that smells, how do I tells them I know like that smells? I can hears them, but they no can hear me yet! Stop stop, make it goes away!

What’s that, mommy says that’s my brother’s stinky diaper! Eeeeeeee, gag, makes it stop mommy, makes it go away! Covers my nose with both hands!

Eeeeeeee, brothers you stinks! Stoooooooooooop, you’s ruining my swimmings!

The elusive Snowman strikes again

You know, I’m really starting to get the feeling that little Snowman here is going to be the quiet and sneaky type, unlike his brother that’s the energizer bunny sneaky type, lol.

Today was our doctors appointment where once again Mr. Kal decided to play peek-a-boo with us again. My doctor spent 10 minutes chasing him around trying to get his heart rate. She didn’t believe me when I said he made us work for it for the ultrasound, hahahah!

Linda, pushes a little on my stomach to make him go in the direction she wanted.
Snowman, ha, I don’t think so doc…stays put
Linda, moves the heart monitor thing where Kal is
Snowman, nope, I don’t think so.moves away!
Linda, wow, he is quite the stubborn one isn’t he? I didn’t believe you about him being a challenge!
Me, haha, told you!

Finally, she caught him I guess while he was taking a breather from swimming around in there and we got his heart rate at 147 for today.

Sadly, still no movements that he lets me feel on a regular basis. If he discovers that I can feel him sticking a body part out he quickly moves away and hides again. Darn him!!!

I will be switching doctors on the 22nd to the one that will actually be doing the c-section.

Linda, I’m going to now switch you over to doctor Clark, she’s very nice.
Me, Ah, so you won’t be my delivery doctor?
Linda, Nope, I don’t do c-sections. They won’t let me have a knife for some reason!
Me, Oh my, ok, her it is then.

So, maybe on the 22nd we can set the eviction date and by then Mr. Snowman will start being more ***cooperative*** I can hope, right?

Oh yes, and I am currently sitting at 159 pounds. Next visit is another ultrasound which checks Snowman’s anademy to make sure everything is growing as it should.

Until next time!

Bad mommy and daddy, I said just me

What? My mommy and daddy did, not, listens, too, me! I tolds them no no no no no, I did nots want any brothers or sisters, just me! They did nots listens!

My mommy tells me that there’s a baby in her tummy’s. I likes telling the baby night night and then poking it! Mommy says I should nots do that cause it will kick me back. I just giggles! Baby won’t kicks me, poke poke poke!

Anyways, mommy is trying to teach me to say my little brothers name. She says I sound likes I’m calling him cow, hehehehe! Shhh, I don’t think I was supposes to tells you that part! Ah well, what do I do? I have this baby coming who will takes all my mommy’s attention from me’s! Daddy’s too, but that just can’t happens, no no no no no!

I goes to sleep now. I have school tomorrows!

Night night baby. Remembers, I’s the big brother, k?

Bloodwork vs. Ultrasound, someone can’t read

Wow, this little snowman is full of surprises!

So, today was the first day of loads of days to look forward too, the first ultrasound. This ultrasound was very important because it would let us know how far along we actually are and how the little one is doing so far. Well, we found out and ***what*** a surprise!

Bloodwork vs. Ultrasound

If you read the last entry then you should be caught up and know that it told the doctors and lab people and nurses and then me that we were only between 4 and 7 weeks. Well, for me that just didn’t add up in my mind. There was know way in hell that could have been right, but ah well, whatever! It is what is is. On with the show!

July 24, 2018 at 9:30AM EST we got our answers!

9:15AM, May, come on down, we’re ready to tell you whats behind belly number one!

Amy our lovely funny tech person running the ultrasound was very nice and described all of what she was doing

Squirt squirt squirt goes that warm stinky stuff on your tummy
Baby is looking good
Chase him around to catch the heartbeat which reminded me of little Baby J when we wanted to hear his heart rate and find out if he’d let us see if he was a boy or girl, hahaha. The heart rate at present is 150 and sounded really good. I just love that sound!

Amy, so it looks like you are about 17 weeks pregnant!
May and Jerry, um, huh, what! Wait, what?

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the ultrasound said we are actually sitting at 17 weeks and 2 days and ***not*** 4 to 7 like the lab people said my bloodwork said.

Who the hell read my lab work? I think they need to get back to lab school and learn to read. I mean holy hell, that’s a ***huge*** difference. 4 to 7 turns into 17, yipes!

So instead of early next year when this awesome unexpected bundle of joy will enter the world it will be around Christmas!

Merry Christmas it’s a

Psst, has anyone paid attention to some little key words I snuck in there? I bet you didn’t! Your task is to go back to the beginning and find out, better read slowly! Ha!

And ***no*** it is not twins!

See you next week!

Mommy, Baby J and Snowman!