The number 1 reason is definitely my favorite.
10 We can read in the Dark.
9 We are believed when we say, “We read Playboy for the Articles”.
8 You have an iron clad excuse when walking arm and arm with an Attractive
Member of the Opposite sex.
7 We don’t have any acrimonious discussions with our Spouse about what
color to paint the Kitchen.
6 And mostly for men, we never have to answer that Delicate Question?
“Dear, does this outfit make me look fat?”
5 During a Blackout, we can still mix a mighty good Martini.
4 We don’t have to look into the mirror in the morning and discover all
those new wrinkles which popped up overnight.
3 We don’t have to look at just one more photo of Paris Hilton or Britney
2 We play Poker with a Marked Deck.
And the NUMBER ONE greatest thing about being blind . . . .
We never have to be the Designated Driver.