lol, I’m sure Noah says probably worse when we ask him some of these questions. I definitely know he at least rolls his eyes.
1. “Where’s your bone?”
It’s somewhere in this house probably. Instead of asking, why don’t you help
2. “Who’s the best doggy in the whole wide world?”
I’d like to think I am, but maybe there are better dogs? Stop comparing me
to other dogs!!!!
3. “Want a treat?”
I will never say no to this question. This is a silly question because YES
is always the answer.
4. “Did you s*ininment in the den?”
No, it was your son. YES JEEZ, of COURSE it was me. No need to make me feel
all bad about it.
5. “Are you hungry?”
YES. ALWAYS. ALL THE TIME. I EAT ANYTHING, EVERYWHERE, NO MATTER WHAT. FEED
6. “Do you want to go for a walk?”
UM. YES. I DO. I’VE ONLY BEEN HOLDING IN MY PEE FOR 8 HOURS WHILE YOU’VE
BEEN AT WORK.
7. “What do you have there?”
It’s YOUR sock, can’t you tell?
8. “Did you do all of this?!”
I think you know the answer. SORRY ABOUT THE COUPONS.
9. “Who’s going to clean this up?”
You, duh. I don’t even have hands.
10. ‘Why do you hate cats so much?”
MISCONCEPTION! We don’t really hate them. But if we do, it’s justified
because they are huge jerks!
11. “Why are you so cute?”
Why? I don’t know, I was born this way. I CAN’T ANSWER THIS, YOU ARE MAKING
MY HEAD HURT!
Technically not a question, but you just said hi to me 27 times in less than
13. “Do you know how much I love you?”
You tell me often, but I’ll never get tired of hearing it, so tell me again!