How to live with a sighted person

Thanks to this post right over here I couldn’t resist making one of my own.

Man, do you know how hard it is living with sighted people? Ugh it can be a headache, but here’s how to get back at them and make your life amusing.

1. Leave every light on that you can find because they can’t seem to function in the dark.
2. Since you always have to remind them to put things back where they found them if you’re a blind person and they never listen get your revenge. Switch two things around that look the same and don’t tell them. They never check anyway until it’s too late.
3. Sighted people are always losing their keys so by a string and make them wear it around their neck so they don’t have to keep calling you to let them in the house.
4. Don’t keep things in plain sight because they’ll never find them.
5. Remember to leave the stove on so they can use it again later.

Please by all means if you think of something else that should be added to the list feel free, *smiles*

For all my sighted friends, I love you and this was just meant in fun!

Cat

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