Finally, I guess it’s my turn to write

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Well, you’ve heard from the lovely hyper boys, so I guess it’s only fair that finally you hear from the mother of the dangerous team!

Whew, I haven’t done an update in so long I have no clue where to start, lol.

We have been living in Michigan now for almost 8 months. Can you believe that! Man how time flies when you’re having fun!

The first few months were pretty rocky with getting settled in and trying to find daycare for the boys and work and getting use to buses, the area and all that lovely fun stuff after a move. Ha, I think it took like 3 before the livingroom looked like a livingroom.

I was pretty disappointed at first that the boys couldn’t go to Childtime because it was just too far from the house especially since Jaydon loved the structure and did well there. But in the end it all finally worked out and we found the boys a great in home daycare that is right around the corner from our apartment and the boys love her and she does great with them. When the weather is nice and warm, which is ***definitely*** not now, we can walk them to and from daycare. However next year a wagon will be needed. Carrying Kalvin is definitely out of the question by then, lol.

Another great thing that happened was at the end of June is that I finally got a job and it’s with a totally awesome company! I’ve been with Peckham Industries now for a little over 4 months. Again, wow how time flies when you’re working hard! I get to take calls for and learn about all things passport! Man, I didn’t know so much went into getting a passport.

No, this does not mean call, text, tweet or email me asking about them either! I’m currently off duty!

BTW, if you live in any area where there’s a Peckham Industries and need a job, by all means apply at Peckham and tell them May Anderson sent you! They are really great to their employees no matter the disability.

In September Baby J, who’s now that ***awesome*** terrible 3 year old stage started Headstart this year and even though he’s cranky in the mornings now, he loves going to school and getting to ride the school bus.

Check out his first school bus ride here

Aww, I think his mom was trying not to cry. What do you think? lol.

Jaydon as I said is now 3 years old, about 34 pounds and 41 inches tall and is now at the stage where he makes his mother want to pull her hair out due to the fact her perfect angel is gone for good now! ***cries*** I was going through his clothes a few days ago and have discovered that it’s time to raise his clothing size too.

***sighs*** these boys seriously need to stop growing for a while and let me catch up!

Now, whatever hair I don’t pull out because of Jaydon, his owe so adorable little brother Kalvin will gladly pull the rest out himself! Yep, the little bugger loves grabbing onto my hair and pulling as hard as he can!

Can we say ow ow ow ow ow!!!

I’m asking for any donations at all for sleeping drugs or spells to make a certain little baby sleep. I mean seriousl Kal, nice little babies need there sleep all the articles say so!

Sleep, what’s sleep mommy? Sleep is not ment for anyone in this household or anyone named mommy that has to work the next day! Oh no no no no!

The not so little snowman Kalvin is now 10 months old and are you ready for this? He’s about 21 pounds and 31 and a half inches tall. I have to buy him clothes that are for ages 12 to 18 months and I still have no idea for the right shoe size. Talk about tall tall boys!

I have to upload videos of Kalvin to my youtube channel, so unfortunately I can’t add any to this post.

If only I knew that moving to Michigan would have brought such good results after a rough start after moving here, I would have moved here sooner! I do plan on writing more so make sure to keep watch. Lots of fun to be shared from this crazy nuthouse I live in and new additions to add to the family!

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Never fears, the baby is heres too.

la, la, la, la, la!

la, la, la, la!

Bouncy bouncy bouncy, I is the baby! Do you hears meeeeeeee?

It’s times to wakes up!

Wakey wakey mommeeeeeeeee! Wakes wakes wakes!

la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Wheeeeewwww, I stinkhy! Mommy daddy, betters change meeeeee!

Hey, guesses whats? I’s going to be 8’s months old and I’s almost talls as my brother! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I’s going to catches him. What’s do you thinks of that brother?

I likes to crawls and crawls around the house ands I holds on things and walks to. That makes mommy and daddys very shocked and proud. They says i catches my brother soon too.

Check meeeee outs!

I eats lots and lots of foods now. Carrots, and cereals, and ands, ummmmmm, hmm, apples, and nanananananas! Oh right, and drinks lots and lots of milks. I gets the big big big bottle now that’s hards to hold. It keeps hitting meeeees on the head! One day i grabbs it from daddys and he dropped it on meeeeee, bads daddy bads!

mmmmmmmmm, oh, guesses whats? I looooooooves plays with the noises thing that’s on the floor. it goes

booooooooing!

Then it broked. Whys it do that? Doesn’t it knows I plyas with it. I needs a new boooooings toy!

Hey, times for that laughy show and gets readys for Mags houses, I likes Mags houses. I tries to jumps out of mommys arms when we gets there! . byeeeeeeeeee!

Hi hi, I’m 3 years old now!

Wheeeeeewwww, it’s been a long long time since you heard from me! It’s meeeeeeee Jaydon! Hi hi! I 3 years old now! Can you believes it? Me either! My brother is still a baby though. Poor baby!

I have no idea what I write to you before, but we are all happy here! I go to Maggie’s house and cause all sorts of trouble, but sometime I a good boy. Other times I not!

Mommy and daddy tell me I will be a big boy and go to school soon. What’s that? Where’s that? Will I still go to Maggie’s house? What about my brother? They keep telling me that I need to be a big boy and go potty like big boys do, but daddy says I stubborn. What’s that? Can I call him that too?

So, I got new toys too. Mommy and daddy get me a fire truck, and goofy truck, and a dinosaur backpack for school. When do I start school again? Will mommy and daddy walk me there too like Maggie’s house? Will I get to splash mommy with puddles like going to Maggie’s house sometimes? Do I have to keep getting up early? I no like getting up early. I like my bed and blanket and mommy’s blanket too!

I told mommy I want a PJ Masks backpack too. Will mommy get me that too? I like PJ Masks! Uh oh, my brother’s crying. He’s not happy!

Mooooooooomeeeeeeee!

Oh right, daddy make a video of me getting my new toys. Did you see it?

So so many questions! Anyways, I have to go now, bye bye! write again some day! It’s almost lap time with daddy and lots lots lots of Paw Patrol, daddy’s favorite show!

Hi, it’s Jaydon and Kalvin

Hi hi, I’m Jaydon and this is baby, Kalvin. He no talk yet.

Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, baby. I’m trying to write on mommy’s puter. You play with your toys.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Shhhh, I said baby. Shh shh shhh. Already.

Anyways, I am Jaydon and you hasn’t hear from us in a long times. That’s cause so much happens. We move to a new house and it has a Mickey Mouse park.

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Hold on, needs to gets the baby to be quiets so I can writes.

Mommy, the baby’s crying!

Waaaaaaaaaaa, darns that biiig brothers of mines. Doesn’t he knows that babies do talks. Peoples just has to figures out what we says. But I manages to gets the puter from him so I’s can push buttons.

Hey hey, gives that puter back baby. I was writing first.

Waaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa!

There, mommy gave baby his milk and he’s going to go night night too. Shhh, I’m suppose to be getting ready for night night too, but no no no! I write on mommy’s puter first.

So we lives in a waaaaaaaay new place that took a long long time to gets here and I don’t go to school now. I drives mommy and daddy craz all day now. Mommy says that the govment is slow and noying or somethings. She’s trying to find me a big boy school though and then I can ride a school bus. But I have to member to tell mommy and daddy that I have to potty. That’s sooooooo hard. I tell them, but it’s too late. I’m already wet when I do. What do I does about that, hmm?

I likes our new house, mommy and I run down the sidewalk one day and that was fun and it wasn’t cold. Hopefully we do it gain soon.

Ok, I better go get ready for night night now! Baby is all quiet which means it’s my turn for sleep.

Weeeeeeeee! Ha’s he’s only thinks I’s went to sleeps. I tricks hims and mommy’s so it’s me, the baby turn to push buttons. I no likes having to shares my mommy, but I do’s like pullings her hair and giggles. Mommy says ow ow ow ow ow ow ow and tells me lets goooooooo!

Daddy no hair for me to pulls so I’s spit ups on him.

Psst, did you peoples knows that I’s 3 months old now? Ever that means and mommy daddy says I’s a fast growing baby. They tells me stoooooop growing so fast! I rolls and rolls and tries flip overs on my tummy’s but no get it’s yet, almosts!

K, mommy’s says I must must takes a nap, but I no wanna, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!

One month old. I is finally here. Better lates than never, right?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

It was a longs longs time, but yeeeeeeeee, I the baby are finallies here! Mmm, it’s late I guesses, but I comes here out of that tiny place mommy’s had me trap inon some day they call boxy day, right? Wells, I is a healthy peanut 2.0 mommy’s says. What’s that?

Hmm, but she’s also calls me other names. I is confused!

Ah well! I here now and so so so so so happies I have plenty of room to kick and puntch and stretches.

But hey, he stoles my cookies! I’s stuck with this liquids stuff called milk? I’s wants my cookies! Where’s are they?

Oh oh, rights. I was 7 ounds, 7 ounces and 20 inches and borns at 12:20PM on that boxy day thing. I thinks I got that right, rights mommy, daddy?

But but but, yayayayaya, I’s going up now and I is 1 month old…does that means I get more foods now? Cookies?

That boy they calls my brother, um, Peanut? Jaydon? Baby, but waits, aren’t I’s the baby? Hmm, again I’s confused. Anyways, he is big and louds and gets lots of good foods. Wonder if he’ll shares with me?

Waaaaaaaaaaa, shares with me brother whatever yours name is! I demands it, don’t you hears me? Waaaaaaaaaaaa!

Speaks of sharings. Why does i have to shares my mommy now? I had hers all to myself for I don’t know how longs then comes along this big brother who probbly gets my cookies. Is I suppose to be nices to him?

I doesn’t do much yet excepts make lots of noise for more food that not my cookies, stink mommy and daddy out of the house, heheheheheeh, gets this blasted hick-up things that comes and stays a long long times and makes me mad and keeps my mommy up all night cause I likes to sleep during the day. Mommy and daddy tries to gets me to sleeps at night, but I no likes that idea!

I is the baby and I has spoken!

Ooooo, mommy is tries to make me goes to sleeps again. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa, I no wanna!

***yawn***

Dear doctors please help

Hello doctors.

I knows I is only 2 years old and you wasn’t expecting to hears from me, but I must tries.

My mommy is in lots of pain and cries all the time and can’ts breathes and tries so hard nots to be upsets around me, but I stills can tells. Why won’t you helps her? Why makes her hurts and cries all the time? Isn’t doctors pose to makes it alls better? My doctor is nice so should I tells my mommy to goes there? Would they be nicers to my mommy?

I has nightmares and it makes my mommy all sad because she feels bads cause I feels scared. Why are you hurts me too? What did I do to you’s?

We just wants brother Snowmans to come outs so that mommy won’t hurts and he’s won’t hurts and I has someone new to plays with. Can you please helps?

From
Peanut

38 weeks pregnant, Nearly over, but not soon enough

OMG, it’s nearly over, but still not close enough!

First let me appologize to everyone for not getting as many blog entries for this pregnancy as I did with Baby J. This pregnancy sadly has not been a walk in the park. For those of you that follow me on facebook or twitter know what I’m speaking of. For the rest, let me update you.

We are sitting at week 38 and the doctors here in Ohio absolutely will not take Snowman out any earlier than week 39. Now, we do have a datee of when he will be born if him and I can’t figure out how to get him out sooner, but I’ll announce that in a bit.

This pregnancy has been full of stress regarding friends that turned out not to be friends and working on trying to become friends again, landlords that decided all of a sudden that we were taking advantage of them and making little comments like, “I’d hate to evict a pregnant person, but . . .”, nearly dying because oof not being able to eat, drink or swallow thanks to my seriously scarred and narrow esophagus that can’t be fixed until I’m no longer pregnant and doctors that think they know best and completely fuck up a situation when I go to them for help due to pregnancy depression. Lets just say I will be very very glad when Snowman is born. So if anyone has any ideas that is not castor oil related that will get my little trouble maker out please please let me know! I’ve already lost 9 pounds in a month thanks to this annoying esphogagus issue and even though the ultrasound doc says Snowman is looking ok, he has not gained any weight since the end of October.

Our latest visit to the hospital was also ignored after 8 hours of pain and contractions that were a minute or less due to the we were not dialated yet. WTF, who cares I’m not dialated! He is suppose to be a c-section, who cares of dialation starts? Are you guys looking for me to die or something and cause more stress for the family? They were more concerned about the fact my iron is low and may not make it through a c-section than the fact the reasion I’m weak and running low on everything is the fact I ca’t freaken eat or drink! The medical issue I have lovely doctors is life threatning…it, is, not, discomfort, like you keep trying to pass off!

It also doesn’t make me feel great hearing from people that I should stop stressing out and let the doctors do their job because they know best. Especially when it comes from those that aren’t paying attention what what is being said or read or hell has no kids at all and can’t even image the pain and stress that I’m going through. Encouraging words are great, but things like that, are, not!

So, despite the fact that Snowman and I are really trying to get dotors here in Ohio to see that he needs to be born like now….the race is on. Suggestions to get baby to enter the world before December 26, 2018 at 12PM?

Happy Thanksgiving, now lets me out of here

Why am I still stuck in here? How do I get out out out? Stinky big brother out there, heeeeeeeeelp! Tells mommy to lets me out of here. I means really, how can I crawl around and stretches if there’s no room? If mommy’s would only lets me out then she wouldn’t hurts anymore, doesn’t she knows that too?

I knows I know talks muches because I more focus on trying to get outs of here. It’s too crampss in here! I’s a growing boy and I needs room to stretches my arms and legs. Stinky big brother peanuts, does you know how to helps me get out of here’s?

Mommy, where’s my cookies and milks. I wants cookies and milks this morning! push push push push push, stretch stretch stretch, uuuuuurrrrrrrrrr, this isn’t workings! Kick kick kick, punch punch punch. Oops, made mommy’s hurts again! sorry mommy’s but I wants out and stops feeding me chickens, I know like chickens woman!

Oh, peoples that doesn’t knows me yet for some reasons I am who mommy calls snowman, kick kick kick and I am readys to come out to plays! No matters what I do I can’t gets out. I mades mommy een goes to the doctor twice, but I’m stills stucks in here! I mean what does a baby has to do around here to be heard?

I wants to come out and sees my stinky’s brother and daddy and mommy. They’ll all loves me, right?

Hey, where’s my cookies and milks mommy? It’s still no down here with me’s. kick kick kick!

Hmm, makes mommy sicks and maybe I’ll gets my food since she’s no listening to me yet, waaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaa!! I her’s something about Tanksgivings, whatever that’s is you’re suppose to be tanksful fors. I will be tankful if someone will let me out of here’s and gives me cookies and milks. Darn that big brother’s of mine is out there’s while I stucks in here!

Will Snowman make it until sometime in December?

Welcome to week 30 of the Snowman pregnancy. Ha, but according to him what week are we really? So, lets update everyone on how the little kickboxer is doing.

Kalvin Micheal is seriously kicking my ass, that’s how he is doing! At the beginning of this month I knew, just knew that he was going to be demanding to let him the hell out waaaaaaay before Baby J did. However, with what I was feeling I wasn’t sure if it was just because he was bigger or if the stress that has been going on during this pregnancy was helping out.

Now since the mom plays a huge part too in this lovely pregnancy thing, lets update you on how I’m doing as well during this time around.

Sadly, not so great. This pregnancy has been very very emotional for me since maybe the beginning of August. My emotions would go up and then down. I’d be happy one moment and ready to cry for no reason that I could see the next. What really made me py attention was that I noticed when people did idiot things or ignored issues that were right in front of their face that they refused to see like ignoring a child’s wishes that said no my anger was much more than I normally would be. I’m like definitely not a mean person, but once I was betrayed by Cindy and her family yet again and promises were broken the pregnancy greatly increased my haterid towards her and hell I don’t hate that many people. I knew I was in trouble then. Other emotions have gotten to me that I won’t put here that had me even more concerned and afraid that how Snowman started reacting that I was harming him as well due to the stress and my emotions towards certain people. So much so that I asked for another ultrasound to make sure all was well despite the doctor saying so with ust the normal pregnancy checkups. I wanted to know visually if he was under any distress.

That brings us to yesterdy!

Are we 30 weeks or 33 weeks, that is the question. Ha, can you figure that one out? I bet you can’t!

One big reason that also had me asking for this ultrasound was something I never had with my other pregnancy and was afraid Kal was having seizures or something and I was terrified, but tried not to let that show too much.

At our doctors visit last week which was the nasty, gross, why do they do this to me all the time pregnancy sugar test checkup I even asked my doctor about what I was feeling from Snowman, but she hadn’t a clue what it was about. Erm, definitely did not mke me feel relaxed or better about if something was wrong even though normal checkups were saying all was well. Speaking of those damn sugar test, seriously people can you get more than the orange flavored drink? That crap makes my head hurt and my body cringe at the thought of the taste, just eeeeewwwwwww!

Anyways, back to the snowman, hahaha, sorry keep going in other directions on you. Have you figured out yet about how we are either 30 weeks or 33 weeks yet? No, well why not?

First, let me say that the little Snowman is actually just fine. What I was feeling from him and still do the ultrasound tech knew what I was talking about, but had no idea why some babies do it. I was told that it is ok and I have nothing to worry about. What feels like seicures to me is just little shutters, but all is ok. The stress from recent issues at least as they could see visually has not impacting the little guy. Yay! Although, I think I want to investigate this shutter thing. It’s all new. Anyone else that experienced this have any thoughts?

Now, lets answer that question you probably still haven’t guessed on the answer shall we?

Kalvin is measuring about 2 weeks ahead of schedule. We are suppose to be at week 30, however, the kickboxer here says, “no no no no, it’s cramped in here and I won’t out,” and is at 32 weeks. Now along with that his weight is coming in at what he is suppose to be around week 33. Someone seriously needs to tell this little guy to stop having me eat so much! I mean hell, we still have weeks to go, um maybe.

Ha, during the ultrasound the tech got to see how active and I do mean active this little guy is. He was rolling and kicking and pushing up as hard as he could. The tech’s reactions every time Kal did a super hard kick was just priceless. I have no doubt that if she didn’t have a nice grip on that little camera thing and wasn’t noticing his strong activity before the major kicks that camera thing definitely would have flown across the room a few times.

LMAO, he is still not shy at all about showing that he is a *boy* He wants to make sure it’s clear even today that there is no thought of him being a girl. He is having none of that business!

With all that being said I seriously don’t think I will be making it until December or mid-December. We shall see what my doctor says next week at the normal checkup time. Hopefully I can get the woman to schedule the darn eviction date before like Baby J did he takes it out of our hands, lol.

For all of you that had it stuck in your head that it was twins, you should be ashamed of yourself! Really, he’s trying to kill me enough, why the hell wish more than one on me like that? Hmph, and I thought some of you cared about my well-being, lol.

Until next week, time to find something else to eat for the growing little guy who according to Jerry might say he’s coming at Thanskgiving after all, *cries*

Lets catch up on the little Snowman

Alright, I am a little behind here, so lets catch you up on how the little Snowman is doing!

The last time you heard about the little guy was our last ultrasound at week 20. Well, we’ve had 2 appointments since that one.

At week 21 his heartrate was a nice steady beat of 142 and the doctor had no worries. He is growing at the rate he should and was even nice and cooperated with the doctor, ha! Now for this visit I found out something interesting. They don’t start scheduling eviction dates until around week 32 or so. Um, WTH! I think by that time Snowman just like Baby J will be saying “get me the heck out of here!” So, sadly no eviction date set yet, boo hiss!

Now on to week 25 which was our appointment yesterday.

All day long little Snowman was *active* and did not stop moving from the moment he figured I was awake! *groans* He was moving so much that one of my classmates asked me if I was ok when she notice me wince and hold my stomach a few times. This little guy likes to kick, push and roll around my belly button and it feels awfully weird. I keep telling him that he keeps it up he’ll make me puke, but of course he doesn’t listen to me. Sighs.

So, onto the doctors who were extremely busy. My appointment was suppose to be at 1:30 but I wasn’t seen until sometime after 2, whew!

This week his heartrate was much much slower at 130. To me that is very concerning because that’s a big drop from any of the other visits. The doctor wasn’t concerned and was just thinking that maybe he was finally having a nap after being active all day and I want to believe that as well. However, i’m seriously concerned that the stress that happened the last week with people we tried to help and others may have contributed. Jerry was also a bit worried when I told him the heartrate.

Other than that Snowman is doing well and still growing as he should. So I will try not to worry and see what happens when I go back in 2 weeks.

Speaking of 2 weeks at our next appointment. It’s prego sugar test time! And guess what? I’m stuck with, that, damn, annoying, orange, drink, again!

What is up with every pregnancy, every doctor, no matter where I live has that damned annoying nasty orange drink? I mean seriusly there is another flavor out there! It’s a conspiracy I swear!

One good thing is this time I don’t have to starve all day before taking the test. That’s a good thing because I’d be in some serious trouble. Snowman absolutely refuses to give me a warning when he says time to eat. When he says feed me, he means feed me and right now! So, I just need to make sure that I eat something before my doctors appointment because I can’t eat during the test and it can take up to a hour or maybe more.

So, until next time the currently rolling streching Snowman and I say have a great night!